It’s something different every week.
So, I wake up today and everything is fucked. My dad got a call from my dumbass brother’s dumbass friends’ dumbass girlfriend crying hysterically. All he could understand was that the friend was arrested last night in a motel a county over after apparently stealing a car. Also, there’s a tire slick in our yard and an unidentified broken muffler. The last time they were seen was when my dad woke up and told them to keep it down last night at 2am. No-one knows where my brother is.